
You might be a Poling if:
1. Crap Swap is not only a common word in your vocab, but is also one that has a positive connotation.
2. you said, "I can't believe it's raining. Is it still raining? Wow, the rain!"
3. you participate in country entertainment (guns, beer, ATVs, kites)
4. you are handy at fixing ceiling fans in high pressure situations (you with me Mer?)
5. your closest brush at fame was your image projected on a big sheet in Walt's living room
6. you took at least 500 photos in front of the new Poling Ranch sign
7. one of said photos was your Facebook profile picture
8. you got all dressed up in your swimming gear to eat breakfast with the family
9. your family reunion shirt theme is beer and guns.
10. you are talented, fantastic, and brilliant (or you are married to someone talented, fantastic, and brilliant.) :)
Can ya'll think of any others?